Join Our Quests...?...!!!
A Ghost Is HAUNTING Lawrence and We MUST Track it Down
Join our search parties – report very real sightings to your team of Ghost Hunters – Spread awareness about ethical and effective ghost hunting
Investigating the Underground “Shopping Cart Racing League”
You and your colleagues in the Lazer Wizard Informant Network have alerted us to a Secret League of Shopping Cart Racers – Help us infiltrate their tournaments so that the Lazer Wizards can help make them safer, preventing bad ideas (for example see the Curacao Racer) – Join our special investigation group chat to learn about Tournament dates and locations.
The Republic of The Dumpster Behind IHOP
We are forming a Sovereign Nation that will colonize ALL DUMPSTERS – Join (or form) a country and help them in a campaign of Trashward Expansion through an NEW artform called “Non-Vandalism” – Join in small car pools and dominate world of politics as we form an even larger and greater nation, The United Dumpsters of Corporate America.
Lazer Wizard Investigations Network
Literally SO MANY strange, unexplainable, and wholesome things are happening in Lawrence – Join our Investigations / Informants Network share your observations, supernatural insights, and leads – Attend our sessions where we decide on and plot out our newest investigations - Get invitations, secrets, and rumors from our open community network of Investigators and Informants
Trash Is the FUTURE Of Social Media
DUMPIO is a corporation where dumpsters are the platform and trash is the content – Kind of a double edged sword – on one hand… they will overturn LAME PRIVACY REGULATIONS so that they can train supergenius AI on priceless DUMPSTER DATA – on the other hand… a terrible new addiction is forming, DOOMDUMPSTERING!!! – Join this project to help us figure out where this idea could go
No Beating Around the Bush. We Are Manipulating World Politics.
We are stopping data center construction in the most effective way possible… By telling rich people it threatens their golf grass – We run a shell corporation “United Saviors of Golf Grass” (USGG) – This philanthropic organization sends Newsletters into wealthy neighborhoods that translate the problems of AI into Golf Analogies and raises more money for the newsletter INFINITELY - Attend our presentations – Join a Canvassing Team – Start your own Chapter
A VERY Rare Monopine Tree is Under Threat of Poachers
On the corner of of Haskell and 31st a GIANT TREE sprouted OVERNIGHT – Help us address conspiracy theorists saying that it is FAKE – Join our lake bonfires and help us document / report on the strange phenomenon surrounding its existence
Renaissance Baby… Renaissance
The Lazer Wizards are on a quest to infiltrate the society of high art and trick the world into thinking they are distinguished creative geniuses – We have big plans for art exhibitions and more elaborate and diverse projects across artforms – If you like our vibe then join our community of artists and creatives - Find friends and partners to collab with – Support us before we become Billion-Billionaires and gain our eternal gratitude and service
(Link to Sponsor a Shenanigan and Renaissance Groupchat)