The Republic Of The Dumpster Behind IHOP

"Where every citizen is a Billionaire!" - Obama 2036

We a sovereign nation and a new state of mind.

We are founding a new and harmonious state. A state of mind. A state of exploraton, adventure, creativity, community, and shenanigans.

Our economy is exclusively run by Billionaires

Trashward Expansion

We want to colonize every dumpster and the contents therein. The Republic of the Dumpster Behind IHOP is only one state. We believe that with the power of friendship and the cunning use of dumpsters we can form an even larger state "The United Dumpsters of Corporate America"

Join our righteous struggle and the Lazer Wizards will help you form your own state where you will be welcomed by a community of ambassadors. Learn the "Secrets of Nation Building"

The United Dumpsters of Corporate America (UDCA) maintains that they are a soverign nation while aiming to preserve diplomatic relations with neighboring municipalities. Dumpster States that violate our code of conduct are subject to trial and banishment.

Billionaire Economy

Inside of our Billionaire run economy we encourage citizens to start their own corporations (we are looking for ways to receive real funding).

BILLION COIN

If you have received this button it means that you have been trusted with one of the most valuable financial assets of our nation. 

As an economic innovation–Billion Coin will play key role in fixing the world's broken financial system. We are working to get these into the hands of the world’s most influential people which is probably why you received one. (Either that or you manipulated one of our easily bribed Ambassadors into giving it to.)

Wield it with care. With BILLION COIN you possess POWER and WEALTH comparable to with Mansa Musa (world’s richest man) or Elon Musk (World’s Smartest and Most Handsome Man).

  • We trust that you will not use it to manipulate economies.
  • We trust that you will not start a pyramid scheme.
  • We trust the BILLION COIN will not be used to render the wealth of Billionaires meaningless.

If you hold BILLION COIN means that you have been trusted to join an ELITE PRIVATE NETWORK, where you can:

  • Gain access to our network of informants,
  • become an investigative journalist,
  • and most importantly receive a chance to prove yourself as a Friend to the Lazer Wizards. (Our Friends are invited into inner circles where the Lazer Wizards orchestrate events and devise shenanigans that will SAVE THE WORLD… (and receive top secret information about where to find “ghosts”)

HOW TO JOIN

  1. A unique SECRET CODE is on the back of your BILLION COIN. You must send this SECRET CODE here.
  2. If we detect that it is authentic, you will be admitted into a room full of THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE and SMARTEST people you have ever known. The people in our network know details of every public event and can tell you SECRETS that you never would have guessed.
  3. Once you join YOU will also become the MOST KNOWLEDGABLE person you know. The Lazer Wizards will grant you with psychic access to secrets about local happenings. You will know the mayors favorite color of underwear, you will know the fastest underground tunnel between Chick-fil-a and South Lawrence and you will share this shortcut with the group, you will know when invisible and completely undetectable asteroids that leave no physical evidence of their existence will hurl into the heart of city and you will help the Lazer Wizards prevent this calamity!